The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
2 comments:
this couldn't be more perfect!
hahahahahaha!!!!! i needed that first think in the morning :)
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